Here we create new words,
call it
“killing rats for fun and profit”.
It pays just about the same.
I believe it was Scylla the Rock
who first said,
“We all speak Typonese”
even though he never misspells.
Boyz are so different.
Even when I don’t like it I have to try
and hide the tears when I cry.
Well they got some different stuff, yes.
Yes, they do.
I just got booted oot.
Wrong person to boot;
bribed the bouncer to get back in.
One guy was a bouncer
in another Irish pub.
How do you get tossed out
of your local Irish club?
Fisticuffs is what me mam
called ’em.
People not drinking
enough
are likely to get surly.
Irish fisticuffs.
Hunt the hare and turn her down
the rocky road to Dub-bi-lin
Whack follol de rah!
Are you sterotyping my people?
The Irish are great, luv.
I is the bouncer in this den
of writers and musicians
well yeah,
and friends and luvahs,
until
they aren’t.
The Irish are worth a throw
we’ll add some Celtic drums.
They go and they go and they go,
and they love us all,
the fighters, the dreamers
the bards and the bums.
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